Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
Punk goes christmas
look at that guy in the back losing his shit
Give me the bloggers booth please
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
my mom and I were walking our dogs and some guy whistled and yelled “hey sexy!” so I turned to my dog and said “did you hear that Riley? he thinks you’re sexy!” and my mom laughed so hard we had to stop walking
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAIT THERE ARW MARRIED COUPLES ON THIS WEBSITE!?