"Just two bros…bishi-bashying with each other."
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
Mom saw cat testicles for the first time today
For your viewing pleasure: a squirrel trying to bury an acorn in a dog.
Cookware has never been more exciting.
Finish reading —> 7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult
The first one became REALLY obvious to me when I was last in America and everyone was like, “Dude, did you just give that can driver $20 and tell him to keep the change?” And I was just like, “Fuck it, it’s only money and I can’t be bothered to wait around while he sorts out my change, I’m hungry, dammit.”
i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?
I hate this